Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Here Comes the Bride


Father of the Bride (1950)
Dir - Vincente Minnelli

I've seen the remake of this film, with Steve Martin, numerous times but never watched the original. The remake is pretty funny and I figured that I would find a lot of the same humor in the 50s version. Oddly this film is quite a bit "darker" in tone, if that's even the right word. There are laughs, and some direct lines reused, but this film focuses even more on the father who seems to be angrier and not as light as he's portrayed in the remake. It's a good film and touching with great performances but I think I prefer the remake in this case.

Monday, May 30, 2011

A LARPing Good Time


Role Models (2008)
Dir - David Wain

This was pretty damn funny, much more so than I expected. I've always found the LARPing thing kind of weird but it definitely made for some great jokes and Rudd, Scott, Mintz-Plasse and Thompson are fantastic. I will probably pick this up at some point because I can see myself watching it again.

Missing Persons


Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Dir - Ben Affleck

Heard good things about this for a while and finally decided to bump it up in my Netflix queue. This is a great film and Ben proves that he really knows what he's doing as a director, not to mention his brother gives quite a performance. After a few minutes I kept thinking this reminded me of Mystic River a bit and then I find out the source novel for both films were written by the same guy. Go figure.

I know there are a lot of conflicting opinions about end of this film and I'm still not 100% on where I fall. I see both sides and don't want to go into it here but it's a film and problem without a real black-and-white solution. I like that a lot.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Young Love


Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002)
Dir - Donald L. Gold

Decided to watch this because I like teen sex comedies and wanted to see one with Winnie Cooper in the cast. Overall I was not really impressed. A few good moments but most of the jokes were really stupid or portrayed that way. Other films of its ilk are much more fun and interesting (and have more nudity). Not really recommended.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Cleanin' the Streets


Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
Dir - Jason Eisener
Special Dungeon Screening!

Started out as a fake trailer in the Grindhouse faux-trailer contest this awesome premise has been fleshed out into a full feature with the great Rutger Hauer in the lead role. Who wouldn't want to see this based on the red band trailer alone? I held out to hopefully see this in a theater instead of renting it on-demand and I'm glad I did because The Texas Theatre started playing it this week. Now I could have seen it in their 600+ seat main theatre like everyone else but they were having one screening in their "super secret" dungeon screening room. Something I (along with Jenny, Micah and Melissa) could not pass up doing.
















First to get to the basement screening room you have to go through the men's restroom! Once in the small door you go down a small staircase into the room that's small and dank. When I say dank... I mean dank. There are plumbing pipes hanging down with cut tennis balls on the ends of the sharper/lower ones so you don't hit your head. It seats around 16 or so, but due to all the recent rain we were down a few seats because of the standing water in the back corner. Ha! One of the theater owners was even down there mopping as our pre-show entertainment.

             


























As for the projection there was a small projector, like you would find in someone's home theater, hooked to a PS3 and a PA system. I worried for about a half a second about the water leaving the confines of the  orange cones and electrocuting something but that might make it even more fun. Luckily the sound was loud enough that I never heard a toilet flush once the movie started. The whole thing is thrown on a "screen" that's sloppily hung on the wall. Interesting.

The chairs were small and damn uncomfortable, as well as how hot it was down there. If they got a fan down there and let you bring your own lawn chars, or something similar, it might be fun to do semi-regularly for some dark horror, underground (natch) or exploitation fare. It's quite an experience, one that makes you feel like your in a room with a bunch of perverts watching a snuff film or something. But in a good way of course! Hopefully they'll figure out the cooling situation before next time and I'll go back down there, but probably not otherwise.

As for the actual film - I thought it really delivered. Some great ultra-violence and a fun story. I really love The Plague and some of the more humorous one-liners. Eisener made a good decision to keep the comedy to a minimum and go a more serious route with the film. Karim Hussain's cinematography was quite interesting and really hit the nail on the head with some of the films of the exploitation heyday. Films like Bitch Slap should really take note of what is done here, because this is the right way to make this kind of retro-sploitation.

Hammer Smashed Face


Sledgehammer (1983)
Dir - David Prior

This is the big shot-on-video horror release from Intervision and they have sold me on buying all of their future catalog. Very low budget, insane, ridiculous and fun. Not nearly as gory as I expected/hoped but, on the plus side, there was more boom mic shadow than I could have ever asked for. Prior also really loved the slow-motion, especially when someone is opening a door. So dramatic! This is a special film that I'm glad to own, and the VHS shot extras are a great touch. Kudos Intervision!

Periscope Up


Below (2002)
Dir - David Twohy

Heard good things about this and it was on Netflix Instant so I gave it a whirl. The praise is well deserved. This film is quite effective and has a pretty sharp script (co-written by Darren Aronofsky) to boot. I was shocked to see Zach Galifianakis here but he was great as the offbeat seamen who's spent far too long aboard.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Its A-MAZE-ing! Get It?!


The Spider Labyrinth (1988) aka Il nido del ragno
Dir - Gianfranco Giagni
Horror Movie Night

A tad confusing and slow but there's a climax that rocks off the charts! Feels much more like a late 70s film than one from the late 80s.

Full review next week on Gordon and the Whale!