Tuesday, January 18, 2011
If Only J.Lo Spoke Parseltongue
Dir - Luis Llosa
This is a special little movie. No, it's not "good" but it's a lot of fun and a few steps above the SyFy originals. I'm surprised the boat didn't sink from Jon Voight gnawing on it with that performance. Wow! Ice Cube proved to be a valuable asset to the cast with masterful delivery of such lines as "I think I can blow him up!" The animatronic snakes look somewhat decent but that CGI is waaaay dated. Makes for some pretty good laughs.